I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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