I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
