I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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