dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
is it fun? or sober?
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