My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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