For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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