Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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