At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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