Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
