oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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