google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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