Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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