fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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