"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
