loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Someone signed my nipple.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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