Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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