Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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