a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
i think im in europe. pls send help
jump out the window naked night went bad
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