Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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