that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
