so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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