My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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