i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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