Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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