My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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