talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
