Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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