A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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