Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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