I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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