so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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