Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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