I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
