new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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