What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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