You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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