This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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