Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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