he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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