some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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