for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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