I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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