I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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