i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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