I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you didnt know i had herpes?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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