I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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