He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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