Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm too high and old for this...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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