I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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