and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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