Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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