just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
