I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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