I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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